This is how to answer the dreaded question 'Welcome back, how was your Christmas?'

Millions of us are slumped over our desks struggli

ng to work after two weeks of too much mulled wine a

nd mince pies.  And the last thing we want is to e

ngage in small tal

k about our holidays as we desperately remember how to type again. So it is no wonder this Facebook post has attracted nearly 300,000 likes from all over the world. Small talk: The note detail

s just why the person does not want to talk (Image: Funny or Die/Facebook) The image, shared by Funny or Die , lists all the

possible responses to questions about their Christmas holiday. Read more : 11 absolutely riveting things your colleagues

have said to you on your first day back at work It starts with the basics: Break was good I dont have any New Years Resolutions and goes on t

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hat episode of the Netflix web series Making of a Murderer they are on to av

oid spoilers. So far, so calm. But it ends with a rant directed at someone called Linda, begging her 

to ta

ke pity on

their three week hangover and think before polluting the air wit106期白小姐玄机图 h mindless small talk. It ends wryly: Im on

e unnecessary quest

ion away from hanging myself in the break room. GOOD DAY TO YOU LINDA.